Listening to hamish and Andy on the plane – look like a guy laughing at nothing.
I like air hostesses. Hot.
Damn they ran out of noodles. I wanted noodles. Curry mmm hot and yum high class alcohol for free. Damn drinking on empty stomach was a very good idea.
1:16 it just occurs to me that while I have the best seat in the plane, I’m disadvantaged when it comes to choice in food. WTF I really wanted noodles. Lamb pie is good though. But noodles. Nooooooodllleeessss.
1:19 it occurs to me that while I might feel that my drinks aren’t really doubles (I’ve been ordering doubles but suspecting that they were only singles) that they might actually be legitimate doubles. Shit. I have an overwhelming urge to socialise but must restrain myself only to pie consumption. Nomnomnom.
1:22 I have a confession to make. My seatbelt isn’t actually working. I’m too lazy to alert the hostesses (even though really it would provide the perfect opportunity for an opening) but a thought just occured to me. I’m like 9 or 10 kilometers above the ground, a few kilometers away from Townsville (haha Stuart I know you read this: I’m closer to your girlfriend right now than you are!!) but if the plane exploded or something, I’d be dead anyway. My life rests on some engineers’ ideas and calculations. I know some engineers. They think about girls more than I do. I’m fucked.
1:26 I just want them to take my plate away so I can watch heroes. What will happen with sylar this time?!!?!?!? The guy next to me is sick I hope he doesn’t get me sick. You know, I have an overwhelming urge to socialise but I’m on a plane and it isn’t possible. Can’t even smoke. Gah. Must act proper. Proper!
1:27 OMG TURBULENCE!!!!!!
1:29 I was hoping for a drinking buddy. Fail.
2:19 they’re giving me doubles without me asking. Win.
4:45 getting drunk on a plane has it’s disadvantages. For example. Need water.
4:51 more disadvantages of being exit row: constant light from toilets.
5:02 they turned on the lights WTF there’s still 2 hrs till landing… I think
5:08 not yet. But cue crying babies… Wait for it. Wait for it… (they just got parents to get babies out lf their cot things)… Oh. Surprisingly silent.
5:13 guy next to me is a dick. He’s been asleep pretty much the whole time. What an asshole.
5:15 person to my 11 o’clock has been watching ‘my sassy girl’ in small bits throughout the whole trip. In snippets. 8 o’clock has a bangin body.
5:17 I’m hungry. Kid behind me has food but isn’t eating it. Unappreciative bastard, maybe I can reach over and eat it.
5:21 is that a throat or a chin? Throatchin! Man these people with kids get their food first but don’t want it. I just want a good nom. Hungry. Looking at food. I want food dammit! I know anyone reading this probably would get a distorted sense of time but well, I want food.
5:25 someone gave me the impression that you could drive from singapore to Malaysia but the map looks different? Maybe it’s cause it’s cut but looks like it’d be a bitch to drive over the sea. Unless there’s some kicksss sea bridge with sexy ninjas or something.
5:51 my summary of ‘my sassy girl’: girl is asshole to guy, he falls in love with her.
7:50 I get to conveyor belt and my luggage disappears cause it’s been a loop. Fml
8:22 didn’t know the free local call payphones were only inside the restricted area, now I’m on a train to a place I don’t know, the people who I’m staying with don’t know where I am and I have no way of contacting anyone. Epic win. Woman at airport tried to scam me for a sim card. Parents mixed in china money with my Singapore money and I was all confused why the dollar coins weren’t working for the MRT… funny name cuz that’s like the MTR but not. Lots of Indians around.
7:20 switched to Singapore time. Lots of kids around
7:24 I think some kid just called me waterboy
7:30 just saw a dude wearing a surfers paradise shirt. I said ‘that’s where I’m from!’ He ignored me.
7:49 note to self only drink on planes when you have people picking you up
8:25 I have successfully guessed my first wireless password. Too bad it’s blocking my MAC address.
12:17 I have re-read this entire post from the start. I have decided that I may be slightly (or more than) retarded. End of post.