Matty's weblog of doom

August 28, 2009

Sims 3 Adventures

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Matt getting frisky with his first girl

After receiving my copy of Sims 3, the first thing I did was create a Sim called “Matt Lee” and making him a player. He had 3 girlfriends and eventually got married, and then his wife died in a mysterious pool incident where she was swimming in a pool and walls suddenly appeared around the pool and she drowned. Matt was sad for a few hours but woke up the next day with the goal of making himself happy.

Did I mention he had a kid with the second girl?

As Matt is chatting up a girl, he is told that he is now a father

He located a house called the “single mums house” and went in, discovering it was a house of 5… single mums.

After that, I decided that the original traits I had set for my sim were not very efficient for the life goal of the sim, which was to be a ‘heartbreaker’, so I created a new sim… named Matt 2.0. To be honest, being a perfectionist did nothing for him in terms of meeting simgirls.

So Matt 2.0. He’s charismatic, flirty, friendly, a great kisser and he’s also a virtuoso – which means he plays guitar.

He also has a bachelor pad.

Yep I designed it from scratch

Matt immediately goes out into the park to play guitar and soon enough a hot blonde walks past. I know she’s hot because those pixels really just turn me on. Well, if you think I’m serious then maybe you shouldn’t be reading this blog. By the way, is it weird to get turned on when watching your sims “woohoo”?

Anyway the blonde is now my sim’s target.

She likes me

Yes I know her name is Zelda. Don’t judge.

Anyway that’s pretty much all I’m up to so far. Matt has no job he plays guitar at the park and girls come up to him and he picks them up.

- Matt

August 24, 2009

Changing servers

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Dreamhost: 9.95/month = US$120/year
JustHost: 4.95/month = AU$120/2 years

New hosting = good service so far, smooth transition, much happier. So far. Unless this service crashes more than dreamhost does then I wont be happy. But then JustHost lets you cancel and refund at any time so I should be fine. Woo. I get more space/transfer/etc with JustHost too.

August 16, 2009

Things people do that I hate part 1 of however many things I think of: talking about pointless

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It’s not like I don’t enjoy rubbish talk as much as anyone else. It’s fun and entertaining. But really, when it starts becoming unfunny and not entertaining it really annoys me. For example:

Sometimes (very rarely of course) I will go to a bar. And at these bars I will see particular individuals who will then come up to me and immediately start relating to me a story about how they met a girl or whatever. It’s not a particularly funny story or good story. SO WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS I DON’T CARE!

I don’t care about any story you have to tell me unless 1.) it’s relevant to me or 2.) it’s funny or entertaining. Telling me how you were so excited you met this girl blah blah as your complete repertoire of conversation material shows me you have a major lack of social skill and can’t see when people are getting bored at what you’re talking about. Double negative points if you do this while leaning in to talk. That annoys me too.

Why the hell would anyone guy need to lean in close to your ear to talk to you unless they’re 1.) GAY or 2.) socially retarded? I suppose there’s the exception of when you need to keep the volume down but that’s rare in a bar. Plus I’ll forgive you if it’s only once in a while. But there’s no reason the lean in all the freakin time and it’s really, really, really, really annoying.

Alright, done rant.

<3

Matt

ps. Anyone who reads this needs to post a win on http://www.ihadawin.com or the boring-story-about-how-random-guy-who-i-dont-care-about-got-laid fairy will come along and tell you a boring story about how he got laid.

August 3, 2009

Movie reviews by Matt

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Butterfly Effect 2: It’s pretty shit.

August 2, 2009

Stats on IHAW

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So we’ve been running for around 2 weeks now. Here are some stats that make me happy:

- 70 Fans on Facebook
- 70 posts
- 3438 page views
- 27 unique visitors on launch day – Saturday, July 18
- 102 unique visitors on 29th July
- We had someone random guy post on BoredAussie claiming he started the site. Got quite a few hits off that. 94 in fact.
- Around 3-5 wins a day being posted from randoms. Randoms!

Pretty good for 2 weeks yeah? Yeah. Awesome.

- Matt

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