James: (paraphrased) Asians make the best shit out of paper
Girl: I might do Franz, but I’d definitely do Kim tonight!
*After talking to a girl for 20 minutes about the deepest shit ever. She was spilling her heart out to me, with tears welling up as she told me how she felt sorry for people in slums… don’t ask* Me: Oh my god, we’re talking so deep for club talk, and I feel bad because I forgot your name.
Caitie: Your voice sounds different… it sounds lower! You’re finally a man! (or something like that)
Me: *general rants about why I hate people* and *general rant to joe about how I take advantage of his generosity*
The rest of the night was a blur. Beaumont, James and I running around dominating the area trying to find girls. Failing hard due to drinks. It was definitely a fun night though. Watching my little sister hold hands with a dirty Argentinean boy was funny too.
Thanks to all who came.
- Matt