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		<title>Why I think people are retarded: Episode 453398.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[If Gillard was good for anything, she showed that it really doesn&#8217;t matter who you vote for in the election. That can change. But the party doesn&#8217;t. Just like people were saying that Inception was &#8216;mind-blowing&#8217;, I&#8217;ve been hearing painfully moronic comments the last few weeks such as: &#8220;I don&#8217;t like [party representative].&#8221; &#8220;I&#8217;m voting [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.mattylee.net/?p=219</link>
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		<title>Dr Smooth Episode 5: Baby Bonus</title>
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		<link>http://www.mattylee.net/?p=217</link>
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		<title>Episode 4</title>
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		<link>http://www.mattylee.net/?p=215</link>
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		<title>Episode 3: Necrolagnia</title>
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		<link>http://www.mattylee.net/?p=211</link>
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		<title>Episode 2: Amputees</title>
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		<link>http://www.mattylee.net/?p=210</link>
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		<title>Dr Smooth</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I decided to start writing a comic called Dr. Smooth &#8211; about a doctor who takes pride and joy in the creative way he hits on his patients. Or something like that, I still need to brush up the concept, but here&#8217;s the first comic:]]></description>
		<link>http://www.mattylee.net/?p=209</link>
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		<title>Little Facts</title>
		<description><![CDATA[If you ever watched Californication and wondered to yourself, &#8216;I wonder how many girls Hank slept with in the show?&#8217;, wonder no more: 17.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.mattylee.net/?p=208</link>
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		<title>You gotta fall over to learn how to do it</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I was at my mate&#8217;s place before, and saw a wheelchair in the corner of the room. My mate decided to get on it and started showing off his balancing skills and all these wheelchair tricks. I was like, &#8216;Hell yeah, I wanna try to do that.&#8217; So I got on and managed to get [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.mattylee.net/?p=207</link>
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		<title>My Head Hurts</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So I&#8217;ve finally picked up a copy of &#8216;Eats, shoots and leaves&#8217; (God I hope I got that right) and now I&#8217;m all super paranoid about my grammar. I&#8217;m only halfway through but now I&#8217;ve discovered I&#8217;ve been wrong about several things for many years.  For example, the rule for possessive apostrophes in words that [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.mattylee.net/?p=205</link>
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		<title>Nightards</title>
		<description><![CDATA[People who brag about their nights out on Facebook are retarded. I&#8217;m talking about those who are all like &#8216;Tonight is going to be AWESOME!!!!&#8217; and &#8216;Last night was INCREDIBLE!!!!&#8217;.  Seriously. At least four people on my facey&#8217;s only updates involve how good their night is going to be or how good their last night [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.mattylee.net/?p=203</link>
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